Paladone Henry Hoover Desk Vacuum - Novelty Desktop Cleaner

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He will remove anything from biscuit crumbs to pencil sharpener shavings to keep your desk clutter free for those all important mugs of tea!

One's smoking a spliff, one's got his ass out, one's relieving himself and another is flipping the bird – all of them are having a damn good time. This fun ladybird design is perfect for kids – both little and big – to help cleaning up become a fun activity.He may be a timeless national treasure but he's always been a bit on the bulky side (and bloody expensive! They are also offered in fun and playful deigns to help encourage your kids to keep their rooms looking spick and span. Enter the little vacuum to reach even the tightest of spaces, and ensure you can have a clear work space.

Just crack the top by tapping it with a spoon (or use one of those ridiculous mechanical egg 'openers'), place the Eggling on its terracotta drip tray, add water to the pre-sown peat mixture and place it in a bright spot. Ideal for any Star Wars fan, the USB-powered device sucks up dirt through the front leg and is emptied through his screw-top lid. When you’re ready to repot your plants into something more fitting (coming soon: the Firebox terracotta vagina), the magical eco-friendly cube will slowly decompose and turn into valuable coconut fibre fertiliser for the plant, enriched with all sorts of stuff that makes chillies fully erect big and handsome. Our novelty desk accessory is extremely easy to use and will have your workstation looking squeaky clean in no time at all.This is no bird-of-paradise-flower-situation, these spicy red numbers are unmistakably penile from head to shaft. Llama Pocket Pal Warmer Stop trying to squash your hot water bottle into your coat pockets and start toting this little fella around.

Messy spaces have met their match from a galaxy far, far away in the form of this R2 D2 inspired vacuum cleaner. Try as we might, it's almost impossible to block out the stresses and distractions of our hectic modern lives. He’s not just for show, it turns out the humble penis is the perfect shape for a hot water bottle, distributing that lovely warmth sideways through the balls and lengthwise through the shaft.The cordless cleaner has two different nozzels so you can reach even the tightest of spaces, working wonders on your keyboard. The Tihoo is perfect for cleaning up small messes like crumbs, dust, or eraser dirt from your tables or desk. Covered with shimmering mirror mosaics and hung with metal chains, the pots will turn any desk into a dancefloor, any nook into a nightclub.