Babysitting The Baumgartners

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If I can get a tan, that will be reward enough.” I grabbed the oil next to my towel and poured some into my hands. I worked more of it into my thighs and over my smooth, flat belly. I noticed her watching me. “Do you want some?”

Also, the need to broaden the action beyond just 3 people (and avoid a relentlessness like Oshima's claustrophobic "In the Realm of the Senses" and its nuclear couple) injects AJ Applegate as another au pair, suitable for humping. Brandt very awkwardly adds her to the story, at first in a teaser scene in which Kay herself appears, looking quite glamorous for a mere cameo, bringing AJ over to visit the beach house. Who Kay's character is and what her relationship is to AJ is not revealed, at best I gathered she is an old pal of Carrie's. After this intro, AJ does not reappear until hours later on Disk 2 of the DVD set, available for romantic action as Sara rather sarcastically shows her how to take care of the little kid. Following porn tradition (see especially PT's "The Masseuse" as a famous case in the Clint Eastwood "American Sniper" vein) the child is never shown. If husband, boyfriend or person is not available(or you're single) make sure to have toys fully charged and ready for use(you might also need to do this if you didn't fully follow step #2) Don't read this if you are planning on going on a date with a 'we're just friends' unless you want to be a 'friends w/benefits' because as I already stated you will be HORNY! (If you do accidently read this before a date with said 'just friend' follow step #3 & use, preferrably multiple times...) I used to have my little sister, Amy, go babysit whenever I had a conflict. That usually meant I had a date-and the Baumgartners hated it when I started dating. Really, it was a hardship for me, too. Tough call-a date with Toby Lumetto, or babysitting the Baumgartners? Amy complained the kids never behaved for her, but they always did for me. They were great kids.Oh, to wear a micro, you just have to.” She half-sat and touched my thigh, pulling my bathing suit bottoms aside a little to reveal the line of dark pubic hair. “Yep, you’d definitely need to shave. Or I brought some wax. You could wax it all. I do.”

Ronnie, now a college freshman, has been babysitting for the Baumgartners so long, she’s practically a member of the family. Do you have a micro-bikini?” Mrs. B’s eyes were closed again. I stared at her body, the generous swell of her copper-colored flesh, her big, dark nipples. Hers were hard, too. Mr. B’s hand was warm against my side, just resting there. It made my breasts tingle, and I flushed when I realized I wanted her to touch them-to touch me. I wanted to close my eyes and my mind against the thought, but the blur of motion above drew my attention again. I knew I shouldn’t be watching, but I couldn’t help it.It's very heavy on the Girl on Girl (and the sex can be very repetitive sometimes), so seems to be made for an audience that sees men as mostly a spice and not a dish. Still the protag is fairly sweet and lovable, and Mrs. B is very fun and hot sounding. The major cringe factor is the dirty talk, it's just - bad. It's not remotely sexy and seems very sophomoric and simple. It never adds to the sex, and tends to distract mostly. The dialogs between characters are completely incredible, but hey - it's fantasy so - whatevs. In the recent months that I have been exploring the erotic genre Selena Kitt has become my favourite erotica author. And this could possibly be the best I have read of her work yet! It was well written. There was a lot of sex, but there was also stuff other than the sex. Although there was more sex than say days spent on the beach fully clothed. Now I was really flushing. “I think you have a beautiful body. When I have two kids, I hope I can still wear a bikini out on the beach. And a micro one, at that!” Th-thanks.” I was glad it was so warm to hide my flush. What did you say to someone who said that? “You do, too.”